Ingredients of a Dorkface

Ingredients List:

1 Pair of Alert Eyes - Constantly looking like they're on the verge of being terrified and clueless.

1 "Lambie" - A sad finger puppet that has seen better days. It is constantly hated on, abused and flung about with careless abandon by Dorkface.

1 ERECT TAIL - This beat-stick of a tail has felled flower vases, scissors onto my husband's head, remote controls, etc.

12 lbs of CUTE - Because without this important ingredient, he would be without a hearth and home.